Anonymous asked: who is your favourite vampire?!?!?!?!:P:P:P:D:D:D
LIKE OMG I’M TOTES IN LOVE WITH EDWARD CULLEN LIKE OMG HE’S SO SPARKLEY AND VAMPIREY OMG HE’S LIKE TOTES HOT OMG. no get a grip they’re all gimps
Anonymous asked: twilight is amazing, do you agree?
OMG LIKE TOTES YES. no, it’s terrible.
Anonymous asked: what do you like best about twilight?
are you seriously asking me this question?
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Anonymous asked: do you like twilight?
DO I HELL. have you seen it? omg don’t even get me started.
- He Sparkles
- There is only one true werewolf, and that’d be Remus Lupin
- Jacob is inlove with their baby? crazypaedowolf
- There is only one Bella - Bellatrix Lestrange
- Bella jumps off a cliff, such a role model…
- It’s a crap story line. i could go on for ever.
first of all.. Harry Potter kills dark wizards, Edward Cullen is a sparkling fairy princess. The story line is completely crap, they’re basically ‘vegetarian’ vampires.. okay what is that?! Also, when Edward leave to ‘protect’ Bella, she goes numb for 9 months, and jumps of a cliff to see his face.. then she gets pregnant and gets covered in bruises but is still like “niggga’ that sex was bangin’”. Then because the baby is like a vampire or something, it starts to kill her? Coach Carr was right.. “Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant, and die” AND YOU ALL THOUGHT HE WAS STUPID. and can i just say, Remus Lupin is the only true werewolf as he does not know what he is doing or who he is, he could kill his best friend and wouldn’t know till the full moon is gone. Jacob Black however, knows exactly who he is, and exactly what he is doing, he is clearly a animagus. see the difference? Bellatrix Lestrange would destroy Bella Swan, enough said there. Oh and when they finally have they’re crazy love child, JACOB BECOMES IN LOVE WITH IT? you joking? also, Bella says in her old town, nobody liked her? but as soon as she gets to Fawkes, all the boys are after her, what is she? some goddess? no i don’t think so. Bella also makes weird sounds through the whole movie, and glares at everyone. The acting was… lets face it… horrendous. AND SHE HAS NO FACIAL EXPRESSION?! IT’S ALWAYS A BLANK STARE, like she’s been possessed or something, she could learn a lot from Miss Luna Lovegood and Mr Ronald Weasley. you know what, i could go on for days with reason why it is craap. so i’m going to stop now, before i explode and my laptop over heats because i’m typing so bloody fast.
